I wanna be a rockstar...

You angered too many people close to you with that picture of your dog, Paul. It's bad enough you torture them now and again with your awful drumming - but with that one picture you offended them, Harker.

BAD.

wait - Drumming???

You mean - you didn't know our chap Harker was a rockstar, did you???

Jesus, I know the name is clicheed, but it just fits too bloody well! - but our mate Walter Harker-Mitty is a rockstar too, didn't you know???


http://www.moreyspiers.com/blog/?p=39

"Our fearless Corporate Sales Executive, Casey Smith, was in the WaWa getting a huge cup of coffee - (probably to keep awake from all of her hours of hard work this summer) - when she overhead this guy talking about a little kid playing the drums to Pink Floyd songs. She starts chattin’…Casey talks to everyone…and it turns out this guy is Paul K. Harker - the drummer for Roger Waters Ltd.!!!! She’d just seen them in concert. And here he is in Cape May County getting a cup o’ Joe at WaWa. Doesn’t matter that he’s a celebrity playing with one of the most famous musicians ever…she solicits him for a catered picnic for next year. Now she’s emailing him and Roger Waters people. Hey, Paul and Roger…Wish You Were Here!
Lisa Fagan"

http://www.orgsites.com/ny/rwltd/

"Drums and percussion are to be performed by Paul K. Harker who makes his return to Roger's band after a span of 14 years"

Bloody hell! Paul apparently tells people you can see him onstage in the Pink Floyd the Wall" concert in Berlin nearly two decades ago...well, phylo_roadking still has a VHS tape of that gig and HE can't see him...but I know something phylo_roadking doesn't...

Woohoo! Happy days! I got one up on him!!!

According to some of his neighbours and friends he's STILL bullshitting that line!!! That he's going to be touring with them again soon! he's been shooting that line for a year now - hence the "practising" that's got on their tits since.

Suffice it to say - Paul K Harker was NEVER a professional musician, nor EVER shared a stage with Roger Waters in ANY capacity.

I've been chatting to a WIDE range of former...acquaintances of Paul's. Strangely enough - not many have a good word to say about him. But ALL of them confirm that despite his wannabe dreams of bein a rockstar...ALL the above is just bullshit. Websites created to build the impression of a successful music career - NOW WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT TACTIC BEFORE??? - or conversations had with passersby, like the girl in the coffee shop. or trying to pass himself off as a retired musician to distant acquaintances.

Now you DO have to admit, it DOES make him sound...a bit of a dick, doesn't it???