Thursday 28 August 2008

"Watchin' the detectives...."

It's amazing how many sing and film titles apply to this tale - NOW we move up to the Punk Era with Elvis Costello!

But it's good to know we have at least ONE regular viewer of my 'umble scribings...

Our old friend - or should that be circle of friends??? All those sockpuppets, it's like the Stepford Wives, all nice identically-behaving guys with the same interests in military history - PAUL is looking in tonight, mates!

He has a blog - not as well-thought out a blog as here, but still a blog. And since he's decided to keep a beady eye on us...he's makin some BIG mistakes, mates!

Want to know tonight's?

http://dir19.blogspot.com/2008/08/dog.html

"So Gibson checked with the ASPCA and photo manipulation qualifies as Animal Cruelty? I think we got us another crackpot on our hands boys and girls.Here's his latest joke: "I've been chatting to a WIDE range of former...acquaintances of Paul's. Strangely enough - not many have a good word to say about him."Is that the best you can do? Apparently he's gone a step beyond with this hilarious little tidbit:"Instead...I had a word with some of your friends and neighbours, Paul. And do you know what about??? And do you know why even some the ones you chat to, and who smile to your face...hate you? Why they were prepared to talk to me???BECAUSE ONCE I SHOWED THEM, THEY HATED WHAT YOU'D DONE TO YOUR DOG!!!"Is that right? I'll be darned. Did you talk to the guy who brings vegetables from his garden to us? Or was it the person we share a drink with now and then? Or was it the people we socialize with on a fairly regular schedule? You'll have to get up earlier than that to try to create some kind of rift with doublespeak. The whole "smile to your face... and hate you" remark is a ploy at a clever little scheme to deceive me. But we will find out for certain this weekend. Are you an obsessed little cyber-stalker or just another lying sockpuppet associated with Feldgrau?? We'll see. You know why? Because my neighbors suggested and encouraged that picture. I was opposed to at first - not from any moral sense but I thought it was plain silly. But they encouraged it and it happened. How interesting that you baked up this wild story"

Paul Harker - you don't take advice well do ya? MONTHS ago the guys on Feldgrau told you to be a LOT more careful with what you write, mate...

Read this again, mates...

"Because my neighbors suggested and encouraged that picture. I was opposed to at first - not from any moral sense but I thought it was plain silly. But they encouraged it and it happened. How interesting that you baked up this wild story"

So - let's get this straight, Paul - YOUR neighbours encouraged this, and YOU did it even though YOU thought it was silly.

"Your", "You",..."You" again???

Paul - well done, mate! "YOU" JUST managed to confirm that "YOU" are indeed "Chance" the sockpuppet!!! "Paul K. Harker" JUST confirmed "Chance's" dog is HIS dog! And therefore by the way phpBB forum software works, you just confirmed ALL the other sockpuppets are YOU TOO! "Vetson", "Schiller", "Sharon", "Raider1" etc. etc. etc....

THEN YOU COPPER-FASTENED IT WITH

"photo manipulation qualifies as Animal Cruelty"


But..how would YOU know this was "photo manipulation", mate??? Because...yes, that's right - apparently on AHF this is "Chance's" dog!!!

ONE blog entry and you CONFIRM all those sockpuppets are YOU! ALL those sockpuppets with "dead" SS fathers, and uncles and grandfathers. All those guys with boxes full of dubious militaria and photo albums. Every word in every one of their posts came out of your mouth. They were INDEED all you, and by accepting "Chance's" dog as YOURS - you just fronted up.

Tell me something, Paul - man to man now...does it hurt??? Your foot...where you shot yerself???


Thanks, mate! - Yer a beaut! I couldn't have done it without ALL yer help! I'll remember you in my Oscar acceptance speech, mate!

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